Feeding off the fat of the Ausies.
What is this horrible place boss?
Buy some cheap shit Boss?
It’s a wooden hard cock Boss?
One for your keys Boss?
One for your girlfriend Boss?
One to make your friends laugh?
How about a bumper sticker that says, “Kyle is gay”?
Or this one that say, “I drive like a cunt”?
Just come inside Boss?
Cum inside Boss.
Very cheap Boss.
“I’m not your boss.”
Will you give me your money?
How about you eat at a restaurant called Naughty or Wicked?
The food is five time more than the local food, but its ribs done just like at home.
You like ribs, right Boss?
Western food – Yay!
Fat beer bellies getting burned on the beach.
Disgusting thongs, men and women, and not flip-flops.
Loud drunken crowds.
Offensive to the local’s sense of acceptable public behavior.
But they are paying Boss.
Massage? Asks a 13 year old with braces.
Just in case an old pervert is walking by.
Go get too much sun, too much food, beer, cheap shit.
Go out to the GO-GO bar and tell your wife you were just getting drunk.
You won’t buy the girl, just have a crack making sexual comments at her.
Oh hello Boss, come in my shop, special deal for you.
Please buy Master.
“How much for this wooden cock?”
10 dollars master.
“10! No thanks.”
“No, maybe later.”
3 cocks for a dollar, give your friends a cock Boss.
“I’ll show it to some local girls!”
“They will be disgusted and I’ll get half a boner!,”
“And some stories to tell while getting drunk tonight!”
Yelling, “This fucking shop girl kept staring at my cock!”
Where you go Boss?
Can I talk you into a spontaneous tattoo?
This tribal is cool.
What about this cock?
Just like your keychain.
It’s very funny, Boss.